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Slash's Hat Is Back!!
And an interesting theory...
slashs_#1_fan:
Nirvana_RATM2:
thank god the source of his power has returned. Im telling you guys the hat contains some kind of previous life as an awsome guitarist.....its the only way to explain slash's playing....but in all seriousness its god to hear about a man and his hat.
well i actually have a theory to slashs powers. this theory is copyrighted in my slash bible by me so it would be bad to steal it, as god himself will not be happy (thats slash, at least it is in MY bible)
anyhoo,
Jim Morrison, as we all know, was a fine singer, a great musician, and he was born with musical powers, similar to those Slash posesses. As many of you may know, Jim died in a bath. This bath water was drained away into the oceans where the particles of Jim Morrisons magical powers were spread out.
When Slash was a little nipper, he turned on his tap for a glass of water, and by some pure magical coincidence (or was it) many of these particals had gathered into this one cup, an unhealthy amount had gathered into the cup of little Saul Hudson and as he drank it, the power of Jim Morrison was pumped through Slash's veins. Other musicians have been blessed with these magical powers, Chris Cornell must have drank the "holy water" and so must Jeff Buckley. Jeff and Chris however, were not lucky enough to get as many particles as Slash got so they were not as musically talented.
As some may know, Jeff Buckley drowned. This means that his magical powers are lurking in the water, along with Jim Morrisons (everyone runs to get a glass of water) Maybe no-one will ever get a glass with as much concerntrated magic particles as Slash did, either way, the power of music is pumping through Slash's veins as we speak. This is why Slash is the greatest guitarist of all time.
Lets hope Perla decides to bury Slash at sea.
[POSTED: 09 March 2005 - 12:25
And an interesting theory...
slashs_#1_fan:
Nirvana_RATM2:
thank god the source of his power has returned. Im telling you guys the hat contains some kind of previous life as an awsome guitarist.....its the only way to explain slash's playing....but in all seriousness its god to hear about a man and his hat.
well i actually have a theory to slashs powers. this theory is copyrighted in my slash bible by me so it would be bad to steal it, as god himself will not be happy (thats slash, at least it is in MY bible)
anyhoo,
Jim Morrison, as we all know, was a fine singer, a great musician, and he was born with musical powers, similar to those Slash posesses. As many of you may know, Jim died in a bath. This bath water was drained away into the oceans where the particles of Jim Morrisons magical powers were spread out.
When Slash was a little nipper, he turned on his tap for a glass of water, and by some pure magical coincidence (or was it) many of these particals had gathered into this one cup, an unhealthy amount had gathered into the cup of little Saul Hudson and as he drank it, the power of Jim Morrison was pumped through Slash's veins. Other musicians have been blessed with these magical powers, Chris Cornell must have drank the "holy water" and so must Jeff Buckley. Jeff and Chris however, were not lucky enough to get as many particles as Slash got so they were not as musically talented.
As some may know, Jeff Buckley drowned. This means that his magical powers are lurking in the water, along with Jim Morrisons (everyone runs to get a glass of water) Maybe no-one will ever get a glass with as much concerntrated magic particles as Slash did, either way, the power of music is pumping through Slash's veins as we speak. This is why Slash is the greatest guitarist of all time.
Lets hope Perla decides to bury Slash at sea.
[POSTED: 09 March 2005 - 12:25
posted by Black Star at 02:38
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